Southpaw Jones

Aries March 21-April 19
Reach!

Taurus April 20-May 20
Skimp!

Gemini May 21-June 21
Scour!

Cancer June 22-July 22
Cloister!

Leo July 23-August 22
Dehumidify!

Virgo August 23-September 22
Delineate!

Libra September 23-October 22
Apply!

Scorpio October 23 - November 21
Cookout!

Sagittarius November 22-December 21
Blame!

Capricorn December 22-January 19
Consummate!

Aquarius January 20-February 18
Soar!

Pisces February 19-March 20
Triangulate!

as reported in The New York Times

May 20, 1908
NIGHT RIDERS SANG HYMNS.
Offered Prayer as They Set Fire to Tobacco Barn.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

Thanks to this struggling economy, we Americans will have to be careful and diligent about how we spent money. For now, we should call ourselves The United States of Frugality or The…

Highlight here for answer: [Thrifty Fifty]


Illustrated Catalog Of ACME Products

I don’t believe in total freedom for the artist. Left on his own, free to do anything he likes, the artist ends up doing nothing at all. If there’s one thing that’s dangerous for an artist, it’s precisely this question of total freedom, waiting for inspiration and the rest of it.
Federico Fellini

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://www.flipnotics.com
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WEDNESDAY, MAY 28, 2008
7:00 PM
Spike Gillespie’s Dick Monologues
Hyde Park Theater
AUSTIN, TX
dickmonologues.com
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FRIDAY, JUNE 20, 2008
9:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Anderson Fair
2007 Grant St. 77006
HOUSTON, TX
713.528.8576
www.andersonfair.com
Doors open at 8:00pm