Fireworks, American Gladiators and/or Apple Pie Ingredients
You be the judge, and be safe tomorrow partaking of all three!
• Militia
• Silver Fox
• Margarine
• Tri-Whistling Moon Travelers
• Siren
• Pyroclasm
• Sugar
• Crackle Fest
• Nitro
• Ground Nutmeg
• Phoenix
• Frisky Star Burst
• Hellga
• Apples
• Ratta Tat-Tat
• Jet
• Killer Skeeters
• White Flour
as reported in The New York Times
July 3, 1908
GIRL OF THIRTEEN A ROBBER.
Laughs When She Hears Her Accomplice Make Confession.
PLAINFIELD — Charged with no less than a score of robberies and larcenies, Freda Richter, a comely 13-year-old girl, was committed by Judge Runyon to-day in the Union County Juvenile Court. Freda assumed an air of indifference when arraigned, and laughed when her alleged accomplice, Laura Waldron, made a frank confession of how she had aided her in thievery.
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:
Mr. Whitman was a great poet, but he was not without his imperfections. Those who knew him could rattle off a list of…
Highlight here for answer: [Walt’s faults]
Passive-Aggressive Notes


Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
Albert Einstein
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