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Southpaw Jones presents
Rhyme Time!
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:
Southern debutantes in Satan’s inferno (1 syllable each)
Highlight here for answer: [Hell’s Belles]

Spike Gillespie presents
A Haiku History of the World
A look at our past, / seventeen syllables and / three lines at a time:

Ice Age arrives and
prompts Homo sapiens to
start wearing some clothes.

Herman Bennett presents
Plumb, Plumber, Plumbest
Observations from Austin’s singing Jewish plumber:
I ran into the emergency room and hollered to anyone who would listen, “My wife is having contractions in the car.!” The crew rushed a gurney out the automatic door to the car. As they opened the door the contractions were all too apparent: “Can’t. They’re. Wasn’t. Don’t. Ne’er. O’er….”

Southpaw Jones presents
Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:
Bill Clinton, the Mutable Man par excellence, evolved four times a day; he had a tactical and even recreational attitude toward personal change. But W. prides himself on his changelessness and regards his immutability as the surest sign of his virtue. Facing a map on fire, he sees any inkling of change as the slippery slope to failure. That’s what’s so frustrating about watching him deal — or not deal — with Iraq and Lebanon. There’s almost nothing to watch. It’s not even like watching paint dry, since that, too, is a passage from one state to another. It’s like watching dry paint.
Maureen Dowd

Southpaw Jones presents
Fool Around Friday
Silly games for silly times:
This one’s a bit gory, a bit scary, but inspired nonetheless. If you don’t like guns, graveyards, or relentless zombie silhouettes, you should probably skip this one. For the full-size version, click here.

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