Southpaw Jones

Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

It’s Friday! From all of us at the Gazette, have a great weekend!

I found a fun little site that generates random adjective/noun combinations, like “sexy blogger” or “hot lefty.” Here are a few that came up along with my reactions thereto.

Amateur envelope
You lick it; it recoils and giggles.

Temporary breakfast
Well, I never considered permanent breakfast, which is exactly my problem…I don’t dream big.

Tired helicopter
Really bad news or a popular Saturday morning cartoon character.

Part-time victory
Who has the time these days to dominate 40 hours a week?

Rear settler
This is either a new infomercial exercise device or a member of a lasting civil union.

Inland solo
“When obnoxious Roy brought his guitar to the beach, we all forced him to experiment on an inland solo well past the dunes and hearing range.”

Rhyme Time!
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

Inability to catch a large ocean mammal.
Highlight here for answer: [whaling failing]

Online Museum of the Week
Photographing Squirrels:

Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:

A man’s work is nothing but this slow trek to rediscover, through the detours of art, those two or three great and simple images in whose presence his heart first opened.
Albert Camus

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