Southpaw Jones

You have 18 days to live your life without CRUELTY!.
How shall you spend them?
CD Release Tuesday, July 29 @ Cactus Cafe.

How ’bout a song for this lovely Friday? It’s X-Ray Vision from Bedroom Demos Vol. 1: Zero Demand!

If you don’t see the audio player above this line, click here.

You can purchase the song at iTunes, Amazon, and other MP3 outlet stores. Of course, you can order the full CD from this here site.

You’ve got beautiful muscles and a big wholesome heart
Your ribs start together and then drift apart
There’s black in your lung from the smoke of your youth
And some minor decay in your #12 tooth

But I long to look at your skin, your skin
I’m tired of worshipping what’s within
For once I could act like those shallow ass guys
Who stare at your chest, not straight through your eyes

I couldn’t describe the shade of your hair
As well as the shapes in the building back there
The man in that high rise is about to disrobe
So I return my attention to your frontal lobe

But I long to look at your flesh
I’m bored with watching your nerve endings mesh
I’d rather be dealing with your blemished face
Than to know all the routes that your blood vessels trace.

I’ve got x-ray vision and I’ve got no control
I’d rather see wrinkles than another lost soul
And I’d rather see you comin’ through the hole in my door
Than to look down in sadness at the earth’s molten core

There’s a bone in your fried fish
I’d leave that bite there.

as reported in The New York Times

FIVE SERENADERS WOUNDED.
Angry Bridegroom Fires Shotgun Into a Crowd — One Fatally Hurt.
ALLENTOWN Penn. — Five young men were shot by an angry bridegroom, who fired with a double-barreled gun into a crowd of wedding serenaders at Danielsville early’ this evening. It did not become known until to-day that Amandes Miller, a widower of 49, and Miss Tessie Hardwick, who is a few years his junior, had been married secretly two weeks ago.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

I need a ride, dude, and I need you to drive really fast. Do you think you can give me a…

Highlight here for answer: [swift lift]


World’s Strangest Looking Animals

Here’s to democracy. May we get the government we deserve.
Rick Mercer

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
www.flipnotics.com
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TUESDAY, JULY 29, 2008
Cactus Cafe
The Texas Union, 24th & Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
CD Release Celebration for CRUELTY!
(512) 475-6515
www.utexas.edu/txunion/ae/cactus/index.php