Southpaw Jones

I hope you’ll make southpawjones.com part of your daily routine in this new year. For now, here’s a Retro Blog from my Elementary School journal, dated February 21, 1986:

If I found out I was a good magician, I would make my sister disappear. I would go to the state of Hawaii with a move of my hand, then I would go to Hollywood, then I would do all sorts of tricks like turn an elephant into 2/3, and make fruit that people will throw at me disappear and of course I’d do the classic trick of floating in the air. Then I’d get tips from that magician called David Copperfield and his duck. Then I guess I’d bring my sister back because I would need an assistant. Then I’ll get my dog instead of a duck. One day I might make my dog and sister disappear while I go back to Alabama and visit my friends and family, do all my make-up work, and get back to being a magician.

Happy Friday!