Southpaw Jones

I neglected to post interesting search strings from March, so I’m going to post them on this here lazy day. These are actual terms that led folks to southpawjones.com via search engines, and I think they’re funny.

• what is sir for women

• tiny bible verse stickers or tattoos

• barack obama smile

• drawings of shoes

• how to give jewelry romantically

• studies sucks

• grandchildren leave paw prints of love all over

• elderly males naked

• hangover euphemisms

• wife is googling old boyfriends

• women friends disappoint

• womens who are electricians

as reported in The New York Times

April 8, 1908
306 STUDENTS EXPELLED
Clemson College Classes Were Insubordinate in April 1 Pranks.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

She used to be really into that blue Sesame St. character, but not anymore. She couldn’t care less. She used to want him near, but now she wants him far away. She is so…

Highlight here for answer: [over Grover]


Lost In Translation - English Gone Wrong

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