Southpaw Jones

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Just to pass the Thursday away.

March 22, 2007 By: Southpaw Jones Category: Paw Prints, Interesting?

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30 years of Southpaw, 30 years of pictures. Come celebrate with my pals and me at Ruta Maya on Friday, April 6!

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The Southpaw Jones Fun Time Gazette is so informative! Well, creating it is informative anyway. Typing the title just now, I realized that it’s Thursday, and yet, I HAVE JEANS ON AT THE OFFICE. Eek! This is bad.

Friday and ONLY Friday is known as Dress Down Day here at American Money Team. Not Casual Friday, mind you, but “Dress Down” Friday. It’s as if they really want to call it “Slummin’ It On Our Dollar Day.”

But I don’t care what they call it. I love wearing jeans, and I hate wearing slacks, so I look forward to the wardrobe change on Friday.

I guess I was looking forward to it too much this week. I honestly thought Friday was here! Where was my mind this morning? Too busy cursing the world that would rip me from my slumber. So what do I do now?

1. E-mail my immediate boss and explain that I meant no disrespect when I dressed so slovenly this morning?

2. Try to sneak out for twenty minutes, run home and change clothes?

3. Take a marker and paint my jeans black?

4. Say nothing and hope to spark a revolution of comfort, happiness, and productivity, eventually leading to my appointment as Vice President of Coolness?

5. Say nothing and hide in my cubicle all day like I always do?

6. Quietly pack up my stuff, walk out, and never come back? Start hitchhiking?

7. Call my lawyer and ask what the Constitution might have to say on the subject?

8. Create a banner that reads “Bong Hits For Jesus” and run through the office with it?

9. Slick back my hair, stick both my thumbs up, and bang on the office juke box until it plays a song?

10. Whimper in a fetal position until someone brings me a pair of Corporate-Approved Khakis?

What would YOU do? Leave a comment!

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