Southpaw Jones

Hello. Happy Monday and happy June to you. May was a record month here at southpawjones.com, as we had an average of 836 daily visits, edging ever closer to my goal of 1,000. As always, thanks for stopping by!

At the beginning of each month, I like to take a look back to see what search strings led unsuspecting web surfers to this site. I have a report that displays those terms, and I swear I don’t make these up. I just pick out the interesting ones. In addition to the usual “southpaw” and “jones,” the following terms helped folks find me in May, spelling errors included:

• atheist tattoos
• bible verse tattoos
• orange kitten
• old condom package
• how to gay toe tapping
• the top 10 cooles thang to do in Mississippi
• baby scared of santa
• civilized squirrels
• hot climbing chicks
• hula hooping unicorns
• spiderman torte
• to suture a trenchcoat

And the winner for best search string of the month:

• is south paw jones gay

as reported in The New York Times

June 2, 1908
PAINTINGS AS ALIMONY.
Wife of a Painter Accepts Five Portraits of Herself.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

Sometimes suffering can make an individual better than they were before. However, depending on one’s maturity level and attitude, pain can also make a…

Highlight here for answer: [person worsen]


The 700 Hoboes Project

Because the white genes are mutations of the genes of the original men of color - and males are mutations of the original females - we can finally answer the question “Is God black?” The answer is “Yes, She is.”
Luboš Motl

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
with Matt the Electrician
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://www.flipnotics.com
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FRIDAY, JUNE 20, 2008
9:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Anderson Fair
2007 Grant St. 77006
HOUSTON, TX
713.528.8576
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Doors open at 8:00pm