Southpaw Jones

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Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

Hello. Happy Monday. It’s a holiday week, split right down the middle with patriotism and hot dogs. It’s also the beginning of July. Good-bye to June and good-bye to the first half of 2007. Man, time is flying off the handle me with care for me in my old age of aquarius! Let’s celebrate the passing of days by highlighting some very real searches that led people to this very site, southpawjones.net, in the months of June. It’s a big, wild list, but I picked those that struck me as particularly odd or funny or inexplicable. My favorite is “studies sucks” for obvious reasons. Enjoy!

• modified hummer
• gay jeans
• muddin
• backwards hat
• bible gavel
• crucifixion nails
• fall off ladder
• janet and justin
• sneaky kitten
• the smallest kitten in the world
• studies sucks
• FRENCH PEOPLE WITH LITTEL HEADS
• cat shaving on south lamar
• poop cologne
• rhyming with does she rub your feet when you had a long day
• sneezing chunks
• spy panties

Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
Gustave Flaubert

Online Museum of the Week
The Missing Piece:

Rhyme Thyme!
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

Irritate one who irritates you.
Highlight here for answer: [irk jerk]

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