Southpaw Jones

Maggie found a home for our little miracle furball, Martin. Thanks to everyone who showed interest and helped spread the word.

Matt the Electrician and I were planning to perform in Ft. Worth this weekend, but that show is cancelled, unfortunately. The venue, MacHenry’s, is closed for now.

We are still making the journey to Houston on November 2 to perform at Anderson Fair. People are always complaining that there aren’t enough special occasions at the end of the year…

Tonight, Matt returns from the west coast to join me at Flipnotics @ the Triangle here in Austin. Come find out what he learned from the land of The Eagles, fake boobs, infernos, and other things I classify as “no fun.”

And now…

Five Things You Might Hear if You Are a Lizard Outside My Mother’s House

• Well, hello, Mr. Lizard!

• How are you today?

• Isn’t it a sunny day? Yes, it is!

• Aren’t you a pretty thing!

• Did you lose some of your tail, Mr. Lizard?

An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year-old.
Carl Van Vechten

Damp Cats




One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

She’ll come back to me, I know she will, and I’ll know when she does. I paid this guy to watch for her arrival. When she walks through the door, I’ll hear from my…

Highlight here for answer: [entry sentry]

Thursday, October 25th, 2007
8:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
Austin, TX
(512) 380-0097
flipnotics.com
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