Southpaw Jones

Assumption: You hate everyone and you wish your office would explode with you in it.
Truth: You didn’t have any milk in your fridge this morning.

Assumption: You mourn the loss of the woman you loved when you were twenty-two.
Truth: You miss being able to love like a twenty-two-year-old.

Assumption: You always have to have “something going on.”
Truth: You fear the voices in your head.

Assumption: Your partner isn’t doing enough for the relationship.
Truth: You aren’t doing enough for your relationship.

Assumption: You want a lot of money and a big house.
Truth: You want peace, quiet, and warmth, which is often free.

as reported in The New York Times

March 25, 1908
CIGARETTES HARM SOLDIERS.
British Commanders Disquieted by Growth of the Smoking Habit.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

I love the way you’ve decorated this bowl of ground beef, peppers, and beans with decorative ruffles and lace. I’ve never seen such a…

Highlight here for answer: [frilly chili]


Modern Products in a Vintage Light

Justice is the only worship.
Love is the only priest.
Ignorance is the only slavery.
Happiness is the only good.
The time to be happy is now,
The place to be happy is here,
The way to be happy is to make others so.
Wisdom is the science of happiness.
Robert G. Ingersoll

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
with Matt the Electrician
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://www.flipnotics.com
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FRIDAY, MARCH 28, 2008
10:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
The Fairmount
600 W. Magnolia Ave. 76104
FORT WORTH, TX
817.420.9455
thefairmountlive.com
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SUNDAY, MARCH 30, 2008
2:00 PM
Spike Gillespie’s Dick Monologues
Hyde Park Theater
AUSTIN, TX
dickmonologues.com