Southpaw Jones

You have 6 days to live your life without CRUELTY!
How shall you spend them?
CD Release Tuesday, July 29 @ Cactus Cafe.

UPDATE: Pre-orders now unavailable, so order your copy of CRUELTY on July 29!

as reported in The New York Times

July 23, 1908
WOMAN SHOT IN PARK BUT NO PISTOL FOUND
Suicide or Murder the Problem That Puzzles Police of Eastern Brooklyn.
BODY NOT YET IDENTIFIED
She Lay Dead on a Narrow Box in a Toolhouse in Irving Park — No Sign of a Struggle.
Irving Park, a flower-filled, grass-covered little breathing spot out in the Eastern District of Brooklyn, now has a death mystery, and yesterday the white-haired Germans of the neighborhood who sit out the afternoons on the benches in the park left their newspapers to discuss whether a beautiful young woman found dead in the park was murdered or had committed suicide.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

Lo! We gods shall live forever with power and respect! The humans have pathetic little lives, and yet, I sometimes hear them laugh quietly down there. Tell me, what could possibly make a…

Highlight here for answer: [mortal chortle]


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TUESDAY, JULY 29, 2008
Cactus Cafe
The Texas Union, 24th & Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
CD Release Celebration for CRUELTY!
(512) 475-6515
www.utexas.edu/txunion/ae/cactus/index.php