Southpaw Jones

We call her puppy chow
Because she is lovely
We call him vagrant
‘Cause he is rich
We call her mademoiselle
‘Cause she declared bankruptcy
We call this Happy Town
As you might guess

Who’s got a nickel
For the dime machine
Who’s got a bottle
And a bag of green
Who’s got a nickel
For the dime machine
Who’s gonna drive me home

We call her innocent
Because she gives good head
We call him fidgety
‘Cause he is dead
We call them open-minded
Because they’re members of a cult
We call this paradise
The home of fun

Who’s got a nickel
For the dime machine
Who’s got a bottle
And a bag of green
Who’s got a nickel
For the dime machine
Who’s gonna drive me home

as reported in The New York Times

March 14, 1908
500 PERSONS POISONED.
Ate Chicken and Waffles at Church Social — Many Stores Forced to Close.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

She should not have rubbed that big red mark into your arm! She should treat her brother better than that! You go show this wound to your parents and tell them it’s a…

Highlight here for answer: [sister blister]


Great Clocks of Christendom

Once they got your number, it’s over.
Billy Bob Thornton, on losing creative control after Sling Blade

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
with Matt the Electrician
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://www.flipnotics.com

Zilker Park (Spooky) Kite Festival 2008
Pics by Maggie Wilhite