Southpaw Jones

This is not a warning sign or a cry for help. Can I just try a little satirical wordplay? Jeez!

• America(‘s government)

• Seeing the world (and all the suffering therein)

• Love (letters I wrote in college still out there somewhere)

• Songs (I wrote in junior high still out there somewhere)

• Sex (tape still out there somewhere)

• Summer (spent in a cubicle)

• Winter(time)

• Music (Business)

• Family (gatherings)

• Ocean (Pacific t-shirt doesn’t fit anymore)

• Desert(ed by God and man)

• Dessert (discouraged by significant other)

• River (Phoenix is gone.)

• People would be disappointed (that I don’t have any money to bequeath.)

• It’s illegal (to smoke grass.)

• Faith(-based wackos)

• Children (always grow up to be adults.)

• Letterman (of the 1980s isn’t available on DVD.)

The thought of suicide is a great consolation: by means of it one gets successfully through many a bad night.
Nietzsche

New Ways to Play with an Old Hardware




One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

Ok, we’re going to rob this coffeehouse, but I don’t want any hot beverages. Just take all the cold and frozen drinks. I want this to be a totally…

Highlight here for answer: [iced heist]

Thursday, November 8th, 2007
8:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
Austin, TX
(512) 380-0097
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