Southpaw Jones

Paw Prints
Pics of Southpaw, his environ, and his interweb:

Enjoy Cinco de Mayo! I’ll be celebrating on in East Austin!

Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

Ten Spoilers from Spider-Man 3
[Do not read this if you do not want to know fake plot information!]

1. Having trouble seeing through his mask, Spider-Man brings Mary Jane a half-dozen bagels when she specifically asked for donuts.

2. Sandman brings Spider-Man a dream: the cutest he’s ever seen.

3. Peter discovers that Aunt May had Uncle Ben killed for an insurance windfall, so she sells him to a Russian circus.

4. Having run out of floss, Spider-Man accidentally chokes on webbing.

5. Spider-Man gets invited to be a groomsman; has to buy a creepy, alien black suit.

6. There’s, like, drama and stuff.

7. An odd sub-plot follows Spider-Woman in a rural setting, as she tries to save the life of a runt pig.

8. Peter smokes and holds his cigarette between his index and pinky fingers. Weird.

9. Expect an extended lover’s quarrel over whose job it is to clean dead bugs off the suit.

10. Mary Jane finds an egg sac in the glove compartment.

Online Museum of the Week
MoFA: The Museum of Food Anomalies:

Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:

I have suffered for my music. Now it’s your turn.
Neil Innes

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