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Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

Yes, it’s Tuesday, time once again to enter David Letterman’s online Top Ten Contest. I have yet to land an entry on the list of winners, and I have yet to enjoy the list of winners in any kind of LOL way. Last week, the topic was Top Ten Things Overheard in Line For the New Harry Potter Book. You can check out my suggestions here, and the winners there. This week, the topic is…

Top Ten Signs the Space Shuttle Astronauts Have Been Drinking

10. Hubble telescope focused on Paris Hilton’s bedroom window.

9. Frequent diaper changes.

8. Irreverent booing during James Taylor’s special appearance from Mission Control.

7. Sudden request for a space walk to “clear my head.”

6. Floating vomit.

5. International Space Station renamed “Party Central.”

4. “I can’t take the G-force!” heard before launch.

3. Never-ending orders to set course for Uranus.

2. Entire mission spent sleeping it off.

1. “Houston…we love you, man.”

There you have it!

Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:

I put up my thumb and it blotted out the planet Earth.
Neil Armstrong

Online Museum of the Week
Song Title Movie Posters:

Rhyme Thyme!
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

We gotta move people back and forth over and over, and we need a vehicle that can handle it. The question is…
Highlight here for answer: [what’ll shuttle]

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