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Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

I lose again! Last week’s Top Ten Contest is over, and I did not get one entry on the winning list, which again is not very funny. Here are the winners, and here are my attempts for Katie Couric’s Top Ten Complaints About CBS. And now, all I can do is try, try again.

This week’s topic is Top Ten Pet Peeves of The Transformers. I haven’t seen the film, but I did grow up in the ‘80s, so I think I’m qualified.

10. Jiffy Lube a claustrophobic nightmare.

9. Vital internal organs made by GM.

8. Having life story told by Michael Bay.

7. Truck form makes my ass look fat.

6. The steadily rising price of chrome.

5. The obnoxious jerk that turns into a Hummer.

4. The obnoxious jerk that gets out of a Hummer.

3. Glove compartment actually a very sensitive area.

2. Sitting on a telephone pole all day transferring energy.

1. Having to save the world when there’s some serious cruising to do.

Wish me luck!

Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:

Too much sanity may be madness. And maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be!
Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quijote de la Mancha

Online Museum of the Week
Banned License Plates of New York:

Rhyme Thyme!
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

The cruel shortening of sweet relief.
Highlight here for answer: [alleviation abbreviation]

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