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February 02, 2007 By: Southpaw Jones Category: Interesting?

Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

Hello and happy Friday! Tonight, Matt the Electrician and I play in Georgetown; tomorrow, we return to Dallas. Peruse all the details on my Shows page.

Now that January is behind us, I can enjoy my monthly tradition of reading and sharing the search strings that led people to southpawjones.net. Trust me, these are very real items that people typed into a search engine then clicked on my site when it came up. My web host provides the list for me, and I get a kick out of culling the strange ones:

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And my absolute favorite…
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And Another Thing…
More verbosity with velocity and viscosity:

Now for a few searches that led folks to that other wonderful site, southpawjones.com:

Earth Starter the Creator
financial puns
i’ve got rights
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Only five freaky ones this time…

Online Museum of the Week
Chema Madoz Photography:

And Yet Another Thing…
More verbosity with velocity and viscosity:

See if you can follow me on this one. Remember yesterday, when I celebrated the 6 month anniversary of this Gazette with a little rant? Well, I took that text, used a site to translate it into Russian, then I translated it back into English. That process always results in some fun stuff for word nerds like me. Check it out, “valid reader”:

Woot! Woot! Good morning, men’shyaya gazetta. How’d you do sleep? You know was 6 months ago today I it brought to you into this peace. I remained upward according to the entire night attempting to calculate everything outside, I make with you view glorious, I obtain you finished for the people. And it is final, to 4:47 am, you were brought. You were therefore cute, and you smelled by such good. I were unemployed after this, you do recall? We had so much a time together! Coffee houses, archives, sitting on the armchair of house. You changed my life, small guy. One of the large reasons, it is which 4 get up in the morning and head, is which necessary to work it must care about you. I brag about you completely time, and 4 exactly want you to obtain more best and sil’ne and…

Oh, to zdravstvulte!, the valid reader! You will excuse me. I had a little odn-.na-odn of time with my blog. 6 months! No, it not that by length, but when you consider that majorities bloggers they cease not the pozneye of 3 months, in the best way, I they are proud him. And why it must not 4 be? Glance at this diagram of idea!

You can see in proportion to, readership grew each month, coming out on 9.687 visits during January. I know, not it will be times N6h Of iorka, but it holds me to go. I work work complete workday now, and 4 cannot travel as I he used k. 4 I cannot carry out or write notes as very in proportion to I were used k. so gazetta of the time of fun Southpaw Jones it fills some dear important openings in my life.

You, you for the visit and to read. Feel freely to send in more the encouragement, the proposals or contributions. If you please extend word. Thanks to each connected to us. The many thanks are spike, Herman, Abi, calculation, tiff, Brit, Maggie, Tom, and Zach after spicing upward through the place. Let’s to meet back here in order to finish celebrating one complete yr yr to 1 - GO of August!

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