Southpaw Jones

Hillary Clinton’s still going!
Hefty sums to herself she be owing
She used the word “whites”
Having run out of Wrights
She’s lost in all ways ‘cept the knowing
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Myanmar leaders have shown
They don’t want our help post-cyclone
While in dire straits
They act like the States
Stubbornly standing alone
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“Been a while since I used the word ‘swallered’
But it fit when my purty wife hollered
She called it a sink hole
But I prefer ‘stink bowl’!
Our small Texas town just got smallered.”
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Did you know men get post-baby blues?
Twice as sad as wild, childless crews
It ain’t that complex
Less sleep and less sex
I hope no one paid for this news
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as reported in The New York Times

May 9, 1908
MONEY IF FAITH IS CHANGED.
Episcopalian Clergyman Must Turn Catholic to Obtain $15,000 Bequest.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

I make sound effects for a Christian radio show. People assume that it’s just hammering nails into boards and yelling “Crucify him!” into a microphone, but there’s a great deal of variety involved in…

Highlight here for answer: [holy foley]


Ugly Bugs

All phenomena are real in some sense, unreal in some sense, meaningless in some sense, real and meaningless in some sense, unreal and meaningless in some sense, and real and unreal and meaningless in some sense.
Robert Anton Wilson

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