Southpaw Jones

Congrats are due Heather Mills
Who won from Paul fifty, um, mils
But in the dominion
Of public opinion
She’s only worth two or three bills

Obama had to give a big speech
On things that his preacher did preach
But he didn’t spew hype
Or sound bites of tripe
As adults he was trying to reach

Five years of war running late
Is cause for a renewed debate
But savior or schmuck
Admire his pluck
The Bush years will last past their eight

Nationwide clouds have been cryin’
Snow, sleet, and rain are a’flyin’
Instead of dry states
We’ve got dire straights
Will March’s lamb o’ercome its lion?

as reported in The New York Times

March 20, 1908
ELEPHANT HUNT IN GEORGIA.
People Organizing to Recapture Two Circus Animals That Escaped.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

I like to compliment inanimate objects, especially the blade that makes my face smooth and free of stubble every morning. I say, “You work so well, mister! You are so sharp and precise.” I guess you could call me a…

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If Celebs Moved to Oklahoma
Jennifer Aniston

The frog’s pee adds to the river.
Haitian proverb

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