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Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

Here are 10 Non-Jokes and Bad Jokes mixed together for the benefit of intellectual exercise. You decide!

• What did the cow say to the mailman?
• “Moo.”

• What did the plastic surgeon say to the cow?
• “Come in for a consultation sometime.”

• What did the tornado say to the debris?
• “My whirl is empty without you, babe.”

• What did the farmer say to the returning female sheep, for whom he had set out daily spices?
• “Ewe again? After all this thyme?”

• What did the flower say to the time-lapse photographer?
• “Jeez, take a million incremental pictures, it’ll last longer.”

• Why is the sky blue?
• ‘Cause cheese already had “bleu” trademarked.

• What did the orchid say to the gardner?
• “I’m high-maintenance. So the #$@% what?”

• What did the pinwheel say to the windmill?
• “Um, you’re impressive and intimidating, sure, but my uncle is a jet engine who comes through here twice a year, so blow me.”

• What do women have that men lack?
• “Wo.”

• What did the lonely British cowboy moan?
• “My chaps are my only friends.”

Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.
John Barrymore

Online Museum of the Week
Cereal Box Archive:

Rhyme Time!
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

How are you going to free us from Egyptian bondage if you’re taking a nap?
Highlight here for answer: [Moses dozes]

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