Southpaw Jones

Tonight features another performance of Spike Gillespie’s Dick Monologues at Hyde Park Theatre in Austin. You know, as posted on www.dickmonologues.com:

The Dick Monologues is a show about everything dick related from the noun definition to the action verb. Conceived and birthed by Spike Gillespie in July 2007 as a one night revenge-as-art performance, the show was so well received that the dick has continued to grow, with monthly performances including Austin’s top writers, performers and singer-songwriters.

The show was mega-fun when we started almost a year ago, and it has only gotten better. You simply must see it if you haven’t already seen it thrice. The show starts at 7 pm, and you can e-mail spike@spikeg.com to reserve tickets. Come to think of it, I have four tickets to give away personally! Free of charge! If you want to claim one or two of them, I’ll give them on a first come, first served basis. E-mail me at southpaw@southpawjones.com real quick with one or two full names, and I’ll let you know if you were fast enough.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 23, 2008
7:00 PM
Spike Gillespie’s Dick Monologues
Hyde Park Theater
AUSTIN, TX
http://dickmonologues.com

Thursday, Matt the Electrician returns from Alaska to join me at Flipnotics @ the Triangle. I’ll be on vacation next week, so come get us while the gettin’s good!

THURSDAY, APRIL 24
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://www.flipnotics.com

as reported in The New York Times

April 24, 1908
OLYMPIC AND TITANIC.
Names of White Star Leviathans, to be More Than 840 Feet Long.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

I really should go to the workout facility more often. Every time I hit the treadmill and those weight machines, I get that vigor, that renewed capacity for movement and activity. I call it my…

Highlight here for answer: [gym vim]


Ice Cream People

Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you.
William Arthur Ward

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
with Matt the Electrician
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://www.flipnotics.com
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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 23, 2008
7:00 PM
Spike Gillespie’s Dick Monologues
Hyde Park Theater
AUSTIN, TX
dickmonologues.com