Tuesday tells tales of tumultuous times.
Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:
Oh, I just don’t have time to write much this morning, and that makes me mad. Southpaw smash! Grr!
Last night, I appeared as part of a unique show called 20×2. Twenty artists, bloggers, musicians, filmmakers, etc. answered the question “What if?” in two-minute segments. It was a tough little assignment. I called upon my trusty key-tar (or guit-board) for inspiration, and I ended up with a three-part presentation:
I. What if Bob Dylan were a neo-conservative? [Thanks to Matt the Electrician for kick-starting that idea.]
II. What if you slept with Southpaw Jones?
III. What if this here world is the only possible world?
Needless to say, I was shaving down seconds until the last minute to get it all squeezed in. It was a blurry blur, and I was quite stressed, but I think I finished in under two minutes or at least under 2:10. Since I was the 5th performer, I then got to relax with Maggie and watch the rest of the show, which ranged from good to great.
The event was part of the SXSW Interactive Festival, so there were many multimedia elements and nerdy in-jokes. I’m proud to say I got a solid 80% of them.
At some point today, I need to look up my fellow performers on MySpace, and ask them to be MyFriends.
Animal Tracks
Paul S. presents the top ten tunes of animal bands:
4. Pedro the Lion - Forgone Conclussions
“his last few releases have kind of been slammed by critics, but i still think he’s one of the best melody writers around”
Online Museum of the Week
Mascot Stalker:
This girl Liz loves mascots. Who can blame her?

Lazy Links
Something more interesting than I can offer at the moment:
>How many States can you name in Ten Minutes?
Try it, and see if you can beat my total of 45!
Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
George Carlin
Thank you, come again!
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I post whatever I want every weekday. I reserve the right to change my opinions. It is not my intention to bore.
March 15th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Hey Southpaw, I was at 20×2 and your presentation was my favourite. Thanks for the song!