Southpaw Jones

Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

Just in case you wanted to know more about me…

Turn-ons: Warmth, foul language, hospital ice, lace, cleanliness.

Turn-offs: Jowls, righteous indignation, plastic bags for/containing dog poop, attitude, dramatic pauses.

Turn-ups: Aerosmith, They Might Be Giants, “She’s in Love with the Boy”, Huey Lewis & The News, Charlie Rose.

Turn-downs: Matchbox 20, television commercials, invitations, collars, callers.

Turn-backs: comforters, armies, house guests, page corners, to childhood.

Turnips: Red, white, root, demanding, cold remedy.

Turn-ins: HEB, Costco, Polvo’s, early, TPS reports.

Turn-overs: mattresses, cars, pancakes, lovers, employees.

Turn-tos: girlfriend, friends, mother, sister, the vast oneness.

Turn-outs: night-light, songs, voters, driveways, to be a fine young man.

Turntables: two, please, plus a microphone if you’ve got one.

Matt the Electrician and I perform tonight at Cafe Mundi and next Friday at the Cactus Cafe. Do what you must in response!

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007
8:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Cafe Mundi
1704 E. 5th St.
Austin, TX
512-236-8634
http://www.cafemundi.com

Friday, June 29th, 2007
9:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Cactus Cafe
SW Corner of Texas Union, UT Campus
Austin, TX
512.475.6515
http://www.utexas.edu/student/txunion/ae/cactus/index.php?cactus=current

Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:

I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in
the world is fixed.
Frank Deford

Online Museum of the Week
50s and 60s Album Covers:

Rhyme Time!
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

Um, who is that big purple dinosaur working the funnel cake trailer?
Highlight here for answer: [carney Barney]

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